So I got home tonight, and there's a fortune cookie on the coffee table in the living room. Being the hungry hungry hippo that I am, I ate it. Here's the fortune:
Wed, 04:05: @ nerdist Seriously enjoying @ midnight. Keep it up!
Fri, 01:15: So with all the controversy... Middle Eastern dude in blackface? He's right in front of me in line at Starbux. #WTF