Yesterday, one of the secretaries in the office (the useless one that makes me insane when she breathes near me because she's wasting my oxygen) comes in with a new hairdo. It's a good color for her... it's different, but something about it struck me as FUNNY. And today I realized what it was.
IT'S A FUCKING MULLET!
Or, as someone pointed out, a FEMULLET.
My life has just taken yet another turn towards the absurd.