Great offers, great yes-anding, great monologue... GREAT GREAT GREAT.
Did I mention it was Great?
I can't believe that I forget this feeling and actually think about NOT doing this anymore. It's fucking MAGICAL! You take nothing. You ask someone a question, and the next thing you know, you're a bad fortuneteller with a cheezy french accent on stage. TRES MAGNIFIQUE!!
And I get paid for this shit to boot!
God I love being me! :)
Thank you to every one of you who punches me in the head every time I doubt this. And to those of you who still smile when I tell you the same boring story of how wonderful the show was LAST week over and over. I love you all.
Good Evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Improv Asylum. Give yourselves a big round of applause for coming out tonight.