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Ancient Muppet Cult Discovered!

AP WIRE - Tolchetexchnican, Mexico

Deep in the heart of what was once the ancient Aztec Empire, scientists have discovered the ruins of an offshoot of the traditional pantheon of Aztec gods.

This strange, almost cultlike group seems to have worshipped an early incarnation of the Muppet known as Gonzo.

Very little is known of the cult at this time, but archeologists continue to search for more clues in the ruins.</p>

It's time to play the music, it's time to rip out hearts. It's time to sacrifice you where the Muppet Show did start!

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