The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

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Mullet bitch, "Want to buy some Girl Scout cookies?"
Me, "I totally can't, I so need to lose some weight. But thanks anyway!"
Mullet bitch, "Come on, you can share them with everyone around you." Puts order form on my desk and starts to walk away.
Me, "No. Sharing implies *I* have to eat some."
Mullet bitch, "But..."
Me, "No, please take that away."

This turd has no kids, why is she selling Girl Scout cookies?


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