Madeline Update - or - Yes, Victoria, There Is A Jebus
So Eli called from the car shop. Apparently a clip rattled it's way loose in the timing housing and got in between the timing belt and the pulleys, causing the timing to JUMP, not go completely. This, in turn, caused the car to UBER flood. They had to drain the cylinders, but there was no damage to valves, pistons or the like. No major part replacement. I can pick her up tonight.