The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
clayrobeson

Last night I had the strangest dream. I sailed away to China...

Okay, it wasn't China, but it may have been some strange hybrid of Mexico and Nepal. I was on a farm. They had a three or four story barn. Alan, cosmicserpent and I were going to rappel down the side of the barn, but we only had small screwhooks and clothesline to do it with. I was too heavy for the equipment, but the two scrawny little bastards just scooted right down.

kellyangel was there too, sunbathing on the barn roof (no, not naked you pervs), then she dove off and fell the 3 or 4 stories into the pool below. She lived at the farm, cause I had to go to her room to change to swim. It was a small room. And her family wasn't around. But there were lots a fat Nepalese-Mexican kids everywhere.

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