The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

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Your cream can save your life.

Pigs. That's not what I meant.

Typically, Christmas stockings in my family are for 'needs'. Things you need, like deodorant and socks and shaving cream. This year, in my stocking, I got a can of Gillette Shaving Gel or something. So when I ran out of my other stuff the other day, I switched over to that.

I now bleed like a stuck pig every time I shave. Like seriously bleed. I'm switching back on Monday to see if the bleeding stops, and if so, despite the fact that it was a Christmas gift, the Gillette is going buh-bye.


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    Sat, 02:13: @ midnight Lindsay Sloehan Gin Fizz #CelebrityBooze Sat, 02:22: @ midnight Flight of the ConCoors #CelebrityBooze

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    Wed, 04:05: @ nerdist Seriously enjoying @ midnight. Keep it up!

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    Fri, 01:15: So with all the controversy... Middle Eastern dude in blackface? He's right in front of me in line at Starbux. #WTF

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