This is my left arm. The palm is facing down. The hardware has been put into my radius (the bone running from the thumb to the elbow). The x-ray tech is one of the ladies from Friday, and she said, "You look ALOT better than last time I saw you." She wants me.</p>
This is ALSO the left arm, now with the thumb pointing up. Six, count them SIX screws,
Now, this last one is not an x-ray. It's a picture of my arm fresh out of the bandage. It's gruesome, which is why I'm not linking it directly into the post. If you're the least bit squeamish, DO NOT LOOK AT THIS. There are 15 staples in my arm. IT IS NOT PRETTY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. http://www.obeyyour.tv/shiznit/frankenarm.jpg
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Dr: You look taller than I remember.
Me: I was lying down the first time you met me.
Dr: Oh, right.