Well said SUV owner has been out there revving his engine and spinning his tires for a half an hour, cause he's fucking stuck.
Hey dumbass, why did you buy an SUV that's not four wheel drive?
I should be god emperor
So I was at the gym on Thursday when I had my official "You've lost 30 pounds" weigh in, and Theresa (my trainer) got really serious…
So on a POSITIVE note (which I seem to share so few of recently), I've been seeing a trainer for the last year or so. Twice a week, 30 minutes a…
I may or may not have just scared off a raccoon that was outside my window with a lightsaber flashlight.