The stupidity is boundless...

In front of my house, in the sex spot, is an SUV who's owner thought, "I own an SUV, I'm going to park on this mound of snow where no one else can park, facing the wrong way."

Well said SUV owner has been out there revving his engine and spinning his tires for a half an hour, cause he's fucking stuck.

Hey dumbass, why did you buy an SUV that's not four wheel drive?

me
I should be god emperor