7:15 AM Wake before the alarm feeling well restedNow to let it dry a bit, and mop again.
7:18 AM Hear a BOOM that sounds much like the kitchen door slamming in a breeze
7:25 AM Think, "Wait, the windows are all closed. It's winter"
7:27 AM Get up to pee and peek around the corner to the kitchen
7:28 AM After staring for a full 30 seconds realize that a case of homebrew has exploded
7:29 AM Clothes? Check. Shoes? Check. Jacket and gloves for protection? Check.
7:35 AM After mopping some, watch in horror as case #2 goes POP and spills it's dark and foamy goodness out of the pantry door
7:36 AM Panic. Wake Roommate. Seems I forgot to check for two mobile hands on that checklist.
7:40 AM Remaining bottles are outside
8:00 AM Most of glass and beer mopped up, but the kitchen still smells of beer. Thankfully it's a good beer.
Mugwort? NO GOOOOOOOOOD!