The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

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Just take a little piece of my heart now baby...

I just signed over the title on the Power Geo.

Tomorrow, they come and get her and donate her to the Helper Monkey People.

No, I don't think the helper monkeys will be driving her.

But now, you will not see the familiar white egg sitting lonely in my driveway as she has for the past year*.

I do know, though, that she goes on to a better place.

*Sorry to everyone I fucked out of driveway parking by leaving her there for so long.

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