The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
clayrobeson

Cheapest. High. Ever.

Bill from Mt. Auburn Hostpital:
Forearm-Left $173
Bun $21
Creatinine, Blood $21
Calcium $49
Protime $31
Partial Thrombo Plastin Time $97
CBC and Platlet Count $25
Morphine 4mg $1.89
Morphine 4mg $1.89
Morphine 4mg $1.89
ER Visit $430
IV Infusion $130
Wrist-LT 2 views $164
Sodium, serum $19
Potassium, serum $18
Chloride, blood $18
Carbon dioxide $21
Glucose $18
TOTAL: $1240.67

PLEASE PAY THIS AMOUNT: $25
Can you believe that? $1.89 for Morphine! BOO YEAH! Stock me up!!

me
Bionic Arm? Priceless.
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