The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

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Well, I found out what EMG stands for...

I had one done on my hand today. It stands for:

Electro MotherFUCKERthathurts Gram

The first part was easy. Hook up some electrodes, shock my arm and watch my hand dance. Wheeeee!

The second part sucked.

Jab a needle DEEP into the muscles of my hand, then FLEX the hand in many different ways to monitor the electrical impulses.

FUCK ME! Ow. Ow. Ow.

They were able to determine there is some nerve damage to the Ulnar nerve parallel to the break. It's not SEVERED, which is a good thing, so it will heal... but now we have to figure out what to do about it.

And in the meantime, I'm covered in little round Band-Aids, and my hand keeps cramping.


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