The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
clayrobeson

Ta_Chuang's magic prescription for seizing your due...

Before Mars gets too small in the sky, find/buy/download yourself a copy of Speedballin' by Outkast and get it in some form of portable music format so you can take it outside.

Go out, at night when you can see Mars and fewer people can see you.

Stare up at the red spot in the sky (that would be Mars) and stand with your arms outstretched, palms up.

Start the music, and when it gets to this part sing along.

My soul is burnin, about to catch fire!
I'm overheated, about to catch fire!
I can't help myself, I'm on fire!

Try not to get arrested. Rinse. Repeat.

me
This procedure comes with no guarantees other than the ones you give it yourself.
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