The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
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Cockzilla...


Aye Dios mio! Here it comes, down the street, it will destroy our village!
Listen to its horrible clucking, Pepe.
It's pecking down city hall!
Damn those cock fighters and their genetic manipulation! It's only a sport, but they're so hellbent on winning that they've unleased hell on earth!

BOCK! BOCK!


Nooooooooooooooooo!

me
"Damn cocklover! What will your mother say when she sees you with a rooster?"

From the 9/22 Newport show
Tags: asylum, improv
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