The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

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Ahoy bitchez!

I never thought I'd see the day when me sister used the phrase, "Avast Bung hole!" I finds it quite amusing!

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to every scurvy one of youse.

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