The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
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Odds are, your John Holmes knowledge is sadly lacking. How could it not be? How could you ever fully understand the man who was featured in more than 2000 um, adult films, ranging from "Dickman and Throbbin" to "Confessions of a Teenage Peanut Butter Freak"? Given that "Wonderland," the movie documenting John Holmes and the Wonderland murders, is premiering in New York and LA this Friday, we figured you should brush up on your knowledge. And really, the impossibility of total understanding shouldn't stop you from learning as much as you can. Read up. Get to know John Holmes. There will be a quiz. No, seriously, there is.

You really should check out the "Shoot your wad" flash animated game. It would make mittenstein do that whole dislocated shoulder thing. :)
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