The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

Party in my eye socket...

Or not. The cold is mostly gone. Or, more properly, all the aches and pains from my entire body from the last week have decided to throw themselves a going away party in my left sinus. It feels like someone has taken the needle that they use to give you novacaine, filled it with Pure Concentrated Evil (tm) and they're injecting it into the tear duct that lies between my left eye and my nose. Except that they missed, severing the tear duct and plunging it deep into my brain.

Every time I cough, the squeeze a little more of the Pure Concentrated Evil (tm) into the wound.

Mum! Dad! Don't touch it! It's EVIL!

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    Wed, 04:05: @ nerdist Seriously enjoying @ midnight. Keep it up!

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    Fri, 01:15: So with all the controversy... Middle Eastern dude in blackface? He's right in front of me in line at Starbux. #WTF

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