Every time I cough, the squeeze a little more of the Pure Concentrated Evil (tm) into the wound.
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Mum! Dad! Don't touch it! It's EVIL!
So I was at the gym on Thursday when I had my official "You've lost 30 pounds" weigh in, and Theresa (my trainer) got really serious…
So on a POSITIVE note (which I seem to share so few of recently), I've been seeing a trainer for the last year or so. Twice a week, 30 minutes a…
I may or may not have just scared off a raccoon that was outside my window with a lightsaber flashlight.