Every time I cough, the squeeze a little more of the Pure Concentrated Evil (tm) into the wound.
Mum! Dad! Don't touch it! It's EVIL!
Wed, 04:05: @ nerdist Seriously enjoying @ midnight. Keep it up!
Fri, 01:15: So with all the controversy... Middle Eastern dude in blackface? He's right in front of me in line at Starbux. #WTF