The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
clayrobeson

  • Mood:

Don't try this at home. Closed course, professional driver.


  1. Come home to empty house.

  2. Sit at the downstairs computer and log in to your computer upstairs with Windows Remote Desktop.

  3. Open a file and print it.

  4. Hear a noise upstairs in the empty house.

  5. Freak the fuck out.

  6. Run upstairs only to realize it's the printer that you just printed something to.

  7. Get all embarrassed.

  8. Realize there's no one in the house to laugh at you.

  9. Post to livejournal so your friends can point and make fun.

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  • Milestones, or lack thereof...

    So I was at the gym on Thursday when I had my official "You've lost 30 pounds" weigh in, and Theresa (my trainer) got really serious…

  • The hobby that dare not speak its name...

    So on a POSITIVE note (which I seem to share so few of recently), I've been seeing a trainer for the last year or so. Twice a week, 30 minutes a…

  • Feel the force...

    I may or may not have just scared off a raccoon that was outside my window with a lightsaber flashlight.