The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself


So sometimes, when I have the top down on Madeline when I'm driving, I neglect to put up the back window when I get home, and only close the top. Well, it's a safe neighborhood, I figured I'd be okay. I mean, there's a freakin BMW Z4 parked in the spot next to me for Pete's sake. Who's gonna touch MY car.

Well this morning I went out to find that someone had used the open back window to access the inside of my vehicle.

Fortunately for me, it was my MOTHER, and instead of taking things, she left a twenty on my front seat.

Somebody call the cops!

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