The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
clayrobeson

How am I doing today?

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Life, of late, has been <select ... ><option ... >(pick one)</option>

<option ... >good</option>

<option ... >great</option>

<option ... >PHENOMENAL</option>

<option ... >odd</option>

<option ... >void of meaning</option>

<option ... >confusing</option>

<option ... >enthralling</option>

<option ... >entertaining</option>

<option ... >silly</option>

<option ... >craptastic</option>

<option ... >lovely</option>

<option ... >poo ridden</option>

<option ... >a mistake</option>

<option ... >sluggish</option>

<option ... >purple</option>

<option ... >boring</option>

<option ... >overwhelming</option>

<option ... >beauteous</option>

<option ... >puzzling</option>

<option ... >lame</option>

<option ... >yiffy</option>

<option ... >here</option>

<option ... >whatEVer</option></select>. I've been working on <select ... ><option ... >(pick one)</option>

<option ... >my resume</option>

<option ... >computers</option>

<option ... >personal hygene</option>

<option ... >eating less</option>

<option ... >myself</option>

<option ... >my psychic powers</option>

<option ... >learning how to throw lightning</option>

<option ... >physics</option>

<option ... >psychics</option>

<option ... >posture</option>

<option ... >two hours sleep</option>

<option ... >my habit</option>

<option ... >ducks</option>

<option ... >art</option>

<option ... >levitation</option>

<option ... >my doctorate</option>

<option ... >that world record</option>

<option ... >getting laid</option>

<option ... >underwater basket weaving</option>

<option ... >interpretive dance</option>

<option ... >posters</option>

<option ... >coasters</option>

<option ... >whatEVer</option></select> alot, which has been taking quite a bit out of me. But there's hope. A call came in today from <select ... ><option ... >(pick one)</option>

<option ... >my doctor</option>

<option ... >my therapist</option>

<option ... >my mom</option>

<option ... >my dealer</option>

<option ... >my ex</option>

<option ... >my stalker</option>

<option ... >my grocer</option>

<option ... >my agent</option>

<option ... >my ego</option>

<option ... >my subconscious</option>

<option ... >my love child</option>

<option ... >my pimp</option>

<option ... >my bacon</option>

<option ... >my mailman</option>

<option ... >my secret source</option>

<option ... >my biological Kryptonian father</option>

<option ... >my mentor</option>

<option ... >my mentee</option>

<option ... >my Sharona</option>

<option ... >my blue heaven</option>

<option ... >my Dom</option>

<option ... >my parole agent</option>

<option ... >my whatEVer</option></select>, telling me that I only had six more days until I left for <select ... ><option ... >(pick one)</option>

<option ... >Mexico</option>

<option ... >Maine</option>

<option ... >Montana</option>

<option ... >Michigan</option>

<option ... >Mountain View</option>

<option ... >Mars</option>

<option ... >Madagascar</option>

<option ... >Malden</option>

<option ... >Mount Fuji</option>

<option ... >Malaysia</option>

<option ... >Machhapuchare</option>

<option ... >Montreal</option>

<option ... >Massachusetts</option>

<option ... >Maui</option>

<option ... >Melbourne</option>

<option ... >Memphis</option>

<option ... >Memphis (the other one)</option>

<option ... >Myrtle Beach</option>

<option ... >Merry Olde England</option>

<option ... >Mali</option>

<option ... >Morocco</option>

<option ... >Monkeyland</option>

<option ... >M... whatEVer</option></select>. I'd sort of forgotten, you see, and when I got the reminder, I was filled with <select ... ><option ... >(pick one)</option>

<option ... >glee</option>

<option ... >horror</option>

<option ... >joy</option>

<option ... >dread</option>

<option ... >love</option>

<option ... >hate</option>

<option ... >kreme</option>

<option ... >cream</option>

<option ... >ricotta</option>

<option ... >lemony goodness</option>

<option ... >hot air</option>

<option ... >unleaded</option>

<option ... >bacon</option>

<option ... >excitement</option>

<option ... >nonplusment</option>

<option ... >purple</option>

<option ... >er... I forget his name</option>

<option ... >chicken wings</option>

<option ... >remorse</option>

<option ... >remorseful chicken wings</option>

<option ... >'the lust'</option>

<option ... >Brim... to the rim</option>

<option ... >whatEVer</option></select>. But at least I remembered to say thank you for the reminder, so I get points for that.

me
<select ... ><option ... >(pick one)</option>

<option ... >klae</option>

<option ... >Clay</option>

<option ... >learn to spell your name asshat</option>

<option ... >benign</option>

<option ... >B-9</option>

<option ... >Be Nein!</option>

<option ... >okay, this sucks</option>

<option ... >making up suggestions</option>

<option ... >this was going to be longer</option>

<option ... >but I'm quickly becoming unenchanted</option>

<option ... >perhaps I'm tired</option>

<option ... >or it could be the beer</option>

<option ... >Wi n0t trei a h0liday in Sweden thi yer?</option>

<option ... >Yeah, I stole that</option>

<option ... >A M00se once bit my sister...</option>

<option ... >that too</option>

<option ... >Don't try this at home kids</option>

<option ... >No, seriously.</option>

<option ... >Now I need to go have more beer</option>

<option ... >beer.obeyyour.tv</option>

<option ... >check it out!</option>

<option ... >Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti...</option>

<option ... >whatEVer</option></select>
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