The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

I have naked pictures of Charisma Carpenter!

Ya know... like a year and a half ago, I got a postcard from Playboy saying "You've won a free six month subscription!  If you want it, just send this post card back!"  And I did.  And the magazine just started showing up at my doorstep.

I moved, and they got my new address without me telling them.

It's been over a year and a half now, and I've still not paid a penny for the magazines, but every month, they show up in my mailbox in the black plastic wraper marked "PEI."  I'm assuming that's Playboy Entertainment Industries... or Penis Erection Instigator, I'm not sure which.

But anyway, June's issue just arrived, and Cordelia from Angel is nekkid on the cover.  JOY!

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