The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

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Fuck the Federal Government!

That's right, send your damn web crawlers out looking for anti government statements on web pages so you can arrest me. You and your dirty money grubbing co-horts are extorting 18.27% of my fucking income this year. And to top it all off you bastards are making me pay you an additional $138 on top of what I've already paid, and I can't count my student loan interest because you dirty whores say I make too much money! BAH! BAH! FIE ON YOU!


Thankfully, the refund I'm getting from the state will cover what I have to pay the federal bloodsuckers.

I was hoping for a down payment on a car. Dream on, McFly.


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