The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
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The gerbils were PLATONIC friends, I SWEAR!

We regret to announce the untimely passing of Klae, who on the 4th of March of this year was randomly cannibalized by an angry cow.  This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe on the Island of Tihi.  The deceased was reported to have shouted "Elvis, here I come!" just before expiring.  Klae is survived by fifty or so gerbils.  Funeral services will be held the 1st of next month.

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