Mood:amused, if somewhat chagrined by the gerbil thing
The gerbils were PLATONIC friends, I SWEAR!
We regret to announce the untimely passing of Klae, who on the 4th of March of this year was randomly cannibalized by an angry cow. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe on the Island of Tihi. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Elvis, here I come!" just before expiring. Klae is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 1st of next month.