I ended up being the bartender.
It was actually kinda fun. And for the first time EVER, I got hit on by a bride's maid! WOO! Go me. But she vanished before I even got her name.
Those are the breaks, I guess.
p.s. On a totally unrelated note, I get sad when my friends are sad and I can't cheer them up. Yes, Matt, I'm talking about you, and I know you won't see this unless you undelete your journal.