From "America (the book) A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction" p24:
[Boston tea party]
"British authorities immediately closed the harbor and clamped down on the Massachusetts government, a move brewer/patriot Samual Adams called "wicked retahded" in Ye Boston Globe...
"How had it come to pass? Perhaps no one summed it up more eloquently than the Third Duchess of Kent: "Fuck with a motherfuckah's tea and the shit be on."
For centerfire, stolen from mr_sarcasm
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