For centerfire, stolen from mr_sarcasm

From "America (the book) A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction" p24:

[Boston tea party]
"British authorities immediately closed the harbor and clamped down on the Massachusetts government, a move brewer/patriot Samual Adams called "wicked retahded" in Ye Boston Globe...
"How had it come to pass? Perhaps no one summed it up more eloquently than the Third Duchess of Kent: "Fuck with a motherfuckah's tea and the shit be on."