Pack until 12:30 PM (3:30 AM EST) go to bed
Get up at 6:00 AM (9:00 AM EST) shower, and doze until it's time to leave
Leave for airport (thanks merlinofchaos) at 9:00 AM (12:00 PM EST) fly out of San Jose at 10:30 AM (1:30 PM EST)
Arrive in Philadelphia (after stops in LA and Kansas City) at 11:00 PM (8:00 PM PST).
FINALLY get the rental car and leave the airport at 11:50 PM (8:50 PM PST).
Get to hotel, meet up with groom, walk to TGI Fridays for beer at 12:30 AM (9:30 PM PST).
Socialize with Fraternity Brothers, Close TGI Fridays walk back to hotel at 2:15 AM (11:15 PM PST).
Sleep at 2:30 AM (11:30 PM PST).
Wake up at 8 AM (5:00 AM PST).
Meet with bride about music at 10:00 AM (7:00 AM PST).
Return to hotel and get ready for wedding at 11:00 AM (8:00 AM PST).
Do a shot of Absolute to prove I'm not a pussy at 11:30 AM (8:30 AM PST).
Drive to church to meet with nun at 12:30 PM (9:30 AM PST).
Wait for nun.
Wait for nun.
Everyone else arrives at church at 1:15 PM (10:15 AM PST).
Nun arrives at church at 1:30 PM (10:30 AM PST).
Briefly go over music at 1:35 PM (10:35 AM PST).
Wedding starts at 2:00 PM (11:00 AM PST).
My part of the mass starts at 2:30ish PM (11:30ish AM PST).
Wedding done at 3:00 PM (12:00 PM PST).
Drive back to hotel at 3:15 PM (12:15 PM PST).
Catch bus to reception at 4:30 PM (1:30 PM PST).
Receptionize from 5:00 PM until 11:00PM (8:00 PM PST).
Catch bus to bar at 11:30 PM (8:30 PM PST).
Drink, Watch Sox Win, Drink and socialize until 2:00 AM (11:00 PM PST).
Catch bus back to hotel at 2:15 AM (11:15 PM PST).
Shoot the shit with Fraternity brothers until 3:00 AM (12:00 AM PST).
Shower then Sleep at 3:30 AM (12:30 AM PST).
Wake up at 6:00 AM (3:00 AM PST).
Drive to Delaware to meet Best Friend and Wife for Breakfast at 6:15 AM (3:15 AM PST).
Arrive Delaware and wait for breakfast place to open at 7:15 AM (4:15 AM PST).
Breakfast place opens, we eat at 7:30 AM (4:30 AM PST).
Leave for Philly Airport at 8:30 AM (5:30 AM PST).
Arrive airport, Drop off rental car at 9:00 AM (6:00 AM PST).
Board plane for LAX at 10:30 AM (7:30 AM PST).
Get dizzy, walk to aft Galley and say to stewardess, "I'm feeling lightheaded" around 12:00 PM (3:00 PM EST).
Pass out around 12:00:30 PM (3:00:30 PM EST).
Lay on aft galley floor covered in blankets with 2 stewardesses and an EMT hovering over me feeding me juice until 2:00 PM (5:00 PM EST).
Get escorted off the plane by LAFD (it's like the walk of shame, man) at 2:05 PM (5:05 PM EST).
Talk with LAFD and EMTs until 2:30 PM (5:30 PM EST).
Get released by EMTs stop by McDonalds and board San Jose flight at 2:45 PM (5:45 PM EST).
Sit behind former governor Pete Wilson and start eating McDonalds around 2:47 PM (5:47 PM EST).
Lose consciousness again around 3:20 PM (6:20 PM EST).
Lose McDonalds around 3:30 PM (6:30 PM EST).
Sit in misery until plane lands at 4:00 PM (7:00 PM EST).
Spotted by esmerel around 4:05ish PM (7:05ish PM EST).
Sit on floor in baggage claim while esmerel snags my bag until around 4:15 PM (7:15 PM EST).
Get home and climb in bed around 4:45 PM (7:45 PM EST).
Sleep until 9:30 AM Monday (12:30 PM EST).