Klae: I shouldn't be off line.
Aunt Elaine: Well you are according to my machine , but it's lied to me before
Klae: That's odd. Smack it up some.
Klae: I finally got a copy of the genealogy software I was using so I can read the damn files. I assume you just want names of alive people, correct?
Aunt Elaine: I am giving it a new birth soon. My telephone wires are screwed altogether and am rewiring the house. Now why the fuck would I send an invitation to a dead and buried relative.
Klae: Hey, it's you, I had to ask. :)
Aunt Elaine: I didn't know you could keep an email address after you crossed over. This is so John whateverhis name.
Klae: Yes, yes it is.
Aunt Elaine: I am going to go to bed and have lots of bad dreams and large belches due to a bad dinner from Marie Calendars. Why I continue to punish myself and eat that shit I will never know. Goodnight.
Klae: Goodnight. Belch Well.