The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
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Half an inch to the right...

I woke up this morning with my soul shifted half an inch to the right. It's hanging out the right side of my body, just sort of dangling there. And the left side of my body... that half an inch worth... it feels empty. I'm totally discombobulated. Running into walls, dropping things... I can feel it slowly sliding back into place, but I've been awake for a couple hours now and it's barely moved a millimeter.

Ug...

Where WAS I last night that I can't get back from?

me
Walking in Jerusalem, just like a child, won't you deliver me?
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