The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

My brush with greatness (of eyebrows)

So tonight I sold a $200 bottle of wine to Mr. Gund (owner of the San Jose sharks) and his two ginormous eyebrows.

He was a very nice man, and tipped VERY well.

I should have asked him to adopt me.

Struggling artist

Oh, and steam burns from a cappucinno machine? Suck. HUGE SUCK.

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