The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

Tonight at the Restaurant, as done by Master Card

  • Plate of wood burning oven roasted Olives that you forgot to give to a customer before they left: $0

  • Chicken breast stuffed with ricotta and spinach with a TO DIE FOR sauce leftover from banquet: $0

  • Glass of Raspberry-Cabernet Sorbetto: $0

  • Quarter of a glass of $400 wine: $0

  • Not remembering you have steam burns on the back of your fingers until you get home and start doing the dishes: Priceless

Some things are free. For everything else, there's alot of swearing.

  • My tweets

    Sat, 02:13: @ midnight Lindsay Sloehan Gin Fizz #CelebrityBooze Sat, 02:22: @ midnight Flight of the ConCoors #CelebrityBooze

  • My tweets

    Wed, 04:05: @ nerdist Seriously enjoying @ midnight. Keep it up!

  • My tweets

    Fri, 01:15: So with all the controversy... Middle Eastern dude in blackface? He's right in front of me in line at Starbux. #WTF

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