- Plate of wood burning oven roasted Olives that you forgot to give to a customer before they left: $0
- Chicken breast stuffed with ricotta and spinach with a TO DIE FOR sauce leftover from banquet: $0
- Glass of Raspberry-Cabernet Sorbetto: $0
- Quarter of a glass of $400 wine: $0
- Not remembering you have steam burns on the back of your fingers until you get home and start doing the dishes: Priceless
Some things are free. For everything else, there's alot of swearing.