The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

Just because... memeage...

And my secret lover. BOO YEAH!!!

Your Life as a Celebrity by Karen_Walker
reason for being famous
plastic surgery you've had done
your tabloid scandalgambling problem
your stalkersinspired
your best friend
your nemesis
the tabloids think you're dating
you're really dating
your secret lover
your bitter ex
how long you stay in the spotlightyou're a classic. you'll always be famous.
Quiz created with MemeGen!

And I'm really dating Eliza Dushku (HA! BITE ME silas7).

But why Stamos is telling the tabloids there's something going on between us it totally beyond me. It was totally NOT flirting, despite what he says. I beat him with a pool cue because he couldn't pay me the $3000 I won from him in 8-ball. Sheesh.

Hrm... Scarlett Johansen as my best friend. That must be my publicist's idea.

And isn't Beyonce EVERYONE'S nemesis? Seriously now.

Oh, and there's a bug in the quiz... my plastic surgury should have read "new butt" -- hense the icon.

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