If *I* had a million dollars:
-- Debt. Personal, Family, gone.
-- Nephews. College trust fund. All three of them, and one for the yet unborn.
-- Once that was done, I'd spend a year in Nepal writing a screenplay while my investment broker made magic with the rest of the money, then I'd try to get it produced
You see, I'm simple. Don't need much. Well, okay, I'd probably buy an island off the coast of Greece (they're pretty cheap I hear) to use as a vacation spot for my friends, too. :)
I'd buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that's cruel)