Oh Captain, I'm Captain...

So tonight I worked a small banquet, all on my own, so I got to be "Banquet Captain."

It was a simple birthday party for a very nice man. Only 19 people. Much wine was sold. They had a nice time.

Only problem was that it was in that damn downstairs room again. My legs hurt from using the stairs so much.

But damn I've got a firm, firm ass...

me
GLUTES!