The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
clayrobeson

The most horribly awesome mistake ever...

What I heard:

Clay: I'd like a #1, Animal style with Dr. Pepper.
In-n-Out Talk box: Do you want fries with your animal style?
Clay: Yes, please.
Clay (to himself): Duh, dipshit, it's a COMBO, hence the number part of it, it comes with fries.

What actually transpired:
Clay: I'd like a #1, Animal style with Dr. Pepper.
In-n-Out Talk box: Do you want fries animal style?
Clay: Yes, please.

I got this thing of fries that may be the most hideously ugly pile of food I've ever seen, but never one to not TRY something, I popped one in my mouth. There were three sharp snapping sounds as my nipples broke the sound barrier. Ohhhhhhhh, animal style fries, I wish I had known you years ago.

me
SNAP! CRACK! POP!
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