I'm just a huge bundle of nerves about this audition. I'm trying to memorize this sketch and can't concentrate.
The GOOD thing is that these nerves are EXCITED nerves rather than scared nerves.
11 people besides the 10 in the cast will be at callbacks. 8 other men, 3 other women. It sucks that there's so much more competition for the men, cause they sure don't skew the cast size based on the demographics of the folks who audition. And damn it all to hell that I don't have time for a quick sex change... kidding. I'm only kidding.
Okay, back to the sketch.
Let's start the Dysfunctional Family Feud!