Today I found out that Madeline is a Gross Polluter. That's right. My car failed her smog check.
So the doctor is looking her over so that I don't die of The Smog.
I wish she would have told me. I feel a little betrayed.
The guy who really needs to stop anthropomorphizing relationships with inanimate objects... but then, is a car really inanimate? It does move... hmm...