So go ahead, friend us! Do it! And then pimp us to all YOUR friends, because someday we'll take over the world and you'll be able to say "I was their friend when they were still begging for people to love them on My Space and shit."
Where the hell is my omlette?
Edit: And since I've got my pimp on, is there anyone else out there who's doing something that needs to be pimped?