The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
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An Open Letter to BofA

Dear Bank of America,

I really appreciate the fact that when my debit card number was used fraudulently last year, you immediately replaced my GoldTM Debit Card with a new and shiny PlatinumTM Debit Card. Really. I'm thankful for the quick response time and great customer service.

However, my PlatinumTM Debit Card looks a hell of a lot like my PlatinumTM Credit Card. So much so, that it seems I've been using the wrong card for the last week for the purchase of Big Ticket Items like tanks of gasoline, causing my bank account to become overdrawn so that when I buy Little Ticket Items (like Jamba Juice) I'm getting a $15 overdraft fee tacked on top of the $4.35 juice.

This makes me sad. Sad to the tune of $200 in bank fees.

Please make my Debit Card GoldTM again, because I am obviously too stupid to have two PlatinumTM colored cards.

me
So much for THIS pay period...
Tags: life, money, rant
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