The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
clayrobeson

How you know you've "made it"

Moron Life got their first "hate mail."



Submitted through the "Contact Us" on our website:

"A REAL OPINION.........." <justquit@[somefreeemailservice].com> wrote:
To: moronlife
Subject: Moron Life: REALITY CHECK.......
Date: Sun, 7 Aug 2005 15:23:28 -0700
From: "A REAL OPINION.........." <justquit@[somefreeemailservice].com>

This is an enquiry e-mail via http://moronlife.com from:

A REAL OPINION..........

YOUR SHOW IS AN INSULT TO SKETCH COMEDY.......
OK,OK,YOU GUYS DO WORK HARD.....I WILL GIVE YOU THAT......BUT,WHAT IS IT ABOUT MINORITIES(WHO MOST TIMES PRONOUNCE CERTAIN ENGLISH WORDS CARLOS MENCIAISH &I DON'T CARE IF YOUR THE LITTLE PINOY GUY OR THE FAT BEANER LOOKING DUDE, YOU JUST SUCK SOUNDING LIKE THAT,ITS THAT LIL SOMETHING WHITE PEOPLE NEVER MENTION IN YOUR FACE)WHO THINK THEY ARE WHITE WASHED.**YOUR NOT!!**.NO MATTER HOW TIMES YOU HANG OUT AT THE BRIT , COFFEE SHOPS, OR WATCH WAY TOO MANY SUCKY SITCOMS LIKEWILL&GRACE OR FRIENDS............BE REAL AND KEEP THE SKETCHES RAW IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY LOST YOUR TOUCH OF 3RD WORLD COUNTRY JUDGE MENTALNESS.......AT LEAST CARLOS HAS THAT EDGE BEHIND ALOT OF HIS MATERAL>>>MAYBE HEEE DOESN'T EVEN SEE IT,I TAKE THAT BACK I KNOW HE DOES.................SILICON VALLEY SKETCH COMEDY LICKS A BIG DICK.........THAT G-MAN KID HAS SKETCHES THAT PUTS PURE PURE PURE SHAME ON YOUR OLD ASSES............YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF GOING NOWHERE BUDDYS,JUST LIKE THE BIG LILS CAB COMEDY TEAM...
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YOUR LUCKY YOUR ON PUBLIC TV OR YOU LOSERS WOULD HAVE AXED ON TIME AGO..........SEE YA


Apparently we're doing something right if someone hates us.

Now, G-MAN is some high school group that also has a cable access slot. So obvioulsy this guy has alot of cable access watching under his belt. We're guessing that he is a fan of this G-Man kid who is tweaked that we got extra airtime last week. The only weird thing is that we actually have our writing meetings at a bar called "The Brit." Lucky guess? Who knows...

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