The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself
clayrobeson

Actual lunch conversation...

me: We have a few specials that aren't on the menu... our soup is Lentil. Our pasta special is (insert pasta special here) and our fish special is a grilled Pacific swordfish with a lemon caper butter sauce and a side of garlic sauteed spinach.

him: So what's your soup?

me: Lentil

him: do you have cream of mushroom, or clam chowder?

me: no, sir, we have lentil.

him: Do you have any fish?

me: The swordfish special, poached salmon over asparagus risotto, and salmon fetuccini.

him: what about lobster tail?

me: no, sir. Swordfish and salmon.

Sometimes I want to strangle people with their fancy cloth napkins.

me
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