him: So what's your soup?
him: do you have cream of mushroom, or clam chowder?
me: no, sir, we have lentil.
him: Do you have any fish?
me: The swordfish special, poached salmon over asparagus risotto, and salmon fetuccini.
him: what about lobster tail?
me: no, sir. Swordfish and salmon.
Sometimes I want to strangle people with their fancy cloth napkins.
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