The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

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My hair is big and my penis is large...

I've got a kickass up do and an attitude to go with it all of a sudden. What gives?

Maybe knowing that I can stop searching for lovin' takes some pressure off of me. Because it's obvious that everyone is just too intimidated to approach little old moi.

Don't be scared. I won't hurt you! Not unless you ask, at least.

So, now you know. Just wink at me the next time you see me and I'll know to hit on you. That way you don't have to be intimidated, okay?

Two hundred and forty dollars worth of puddin...

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