The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

Quotes, Forecasts and Bacon! Oh My!

Memorable Quotes from last night:
If I had a dime for every time I had to stand around being pretty, I'd owe somebody about $10 right now.
The color of your hair is absolutely beautiful!
Said to me by the makeup lady as she was putting "no shine" stuff on my bald spot. :P

From my Horoscope:
There are people in high places who are willing to support your cause, and there's a clear message coming from Jupiter that the source of all good things is something 'international'.

I got nuthin here, it was just fun to put bacon in the subject for the post...

Supremely sexy

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