The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

Oh, for the love of crap, iTunes!!!

We've got over 1000 subscribers.  If you look at your Top Subscribed List for Comedy, we're #19!!  What the hell do we have to do to get you to add us to your featured section?  I don't have babies to sell you, and I'm running out of new sexual favors to try on you.  THROW ME A BONE HERE!!

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