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Dun dun dun dundun.
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Today marks my Bionic Arm's third birthday. Oh, how time flies. Oh how not-awesome it is to have a barometrically sensitive piece of metal living in my body. But oh how thrilling it will be in 1000 years to have archaeologists say "What the fuck happened to HIM?"
And it's six screws, not four... not four...