9:00 AM - Alarm Rings
Repeat every 9 minutes until almost 10:00 AM
10:00 AM - Roll out of bed, check email, take phone call from co-worker about her stomach flu
10:30 AM - Shower
11:00 AM - Check Moron Life webstats and other random internets stuff.
11:30 AM - Leave for work.
11:45 AM - Arrive at work. Park. Walk the block to the restaurant.
11:47 AM - Drop off stuff in office, grab paycheck, hit the floor.
11:50 AM to 1:30 PM - Seat people, run food, answer phones
1:45 PM - Sit down to roasted half chicken in fig/olive/almond sauce over polenta and a glass of Sauvignon Bianco.
2:30 PM - Adjourn to the office for Superquiz.
3:00 PM - Chocolate Gelato Break!
3:30 PM - Sit down in Enoteca for Wine Tasting Class
Bottle 1 $28 Corvina
Bottle 2 $60 Chianti Classico Reserva
Bottle 3 $83 Amarone
Bottle 4 $90 Valpiocello
Bottle 5 $200 Tignello (1990 rare vintage)
5:30 PM - Wander the restaurant feeling all Manager like through the wine haze.
6:00 PM - Snack on dinner being consumed by other employees who are still recovering from wine haze.
7:00 PM - Snack on desert being consumed by other employees who are still recovering from wine haze.
7:45 PM - Pack up.
8:00 PM - Clock out.
8:03 PM - Sit at bar with a drink and talk with co-workers for half an hourish.
8:45 PM - Arrive home for Colbert Report, Scrubs and #99