The Velawesomeraptor Himself (clayrobeson) wrote,
The Velawesomeraptor Himself

My moment of MUH?!

Image my surprise when I get an email from:

(sisterthemoon's first name) (first syllable of sisterthemoon's last name)


latest for meeting with (vickitori09's first name)

I get all up in arms, because no one told me that vickitori09 was coming out to visit, so I open the email, ready to craft a "you left me out of the loop" reply, when sisterthemoon informs me that I can:

E''nlarge your p''enis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches!

Its h'erbal solution what hasnt side effect, but has 100% guaranted results!

Dont lose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be impressed with results!

Woah, these spammers are getting good...


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