I am soooooo wasted.
I have to stay up long enough to avoid the bed spins.
Laura Brown (aka Candy Knockers, Hot Negotiator and Beer Activated Girl) dragged me out to see The Shitkickers at the blank club.
Bitch fed me shots of tequila.
LUCKILY Lonlopez found me at the Headly Club (chez Hotel DeAnaz -- chez Restaurant) and drove my sorry ass home. But now I have to kiss up to Turk and Carla in the morning for a ride to work, cause my car is downtown still.
Thank goodness for faux alarm light.
Need water. BRB.
That's Be Right Back for those of you (mom) who are reading, but not up on the "lingo" of teh intarnetz.
Mmmm. Tasty water.
Oh, yeah, I'm back, if you didn't notice.
Ug... Typing making dizy.
Still fucking sober enought to CTRL-I CTRL-B to make bold and Italics for my signature, bitch!