So this morning, I rolled out of bed around 10AM, checked my mail, ran some errands and got back home at around 11:40, when I hopped in the shower to be pretty for lunch in Mountain View with some peoples I like.
I got out of the shower, toweled off, did the hair and other stuff, and went to my room to dress. At 12:02 (my birth time) I looked at my dress shirt hanging in my room and thought to myself "Self, why do you have a dress shirt out?"
Self answered, "Because I have an MOD shift this week."
So I asked Self, "But you're off Thursday and Friday, so when is this supposed Manager shift?"
Self laughed, "Silly, it's on Wednesday!"
I got really quiet.
Self stopped laughing.
We stared at each other for a moment before saying (in perfect sitcom simultaneity) "TODAY IS WEDNESDAY!!"
I got dressed at made it to the restaurant by 12:20.
Today was the busiest lunch I've ever seen at the restaurant. FREAKIN INSANITY. But now it's over and I'm between shifts.
me
exhausted